I travel a lot on the bus in my life,
and this can give you several tiers of strife.
People on mobiles who talk at the top of their voice,
and you have to listen – you have no choice.
They shout, they argue and they cus,
irregardless who else is on the bus.
So, next time you travel and have to call,
please keep it down, no-one else needs to hear you ball.