Dear Sir,

As a boy I used to annoy my parents and neighbours with my out of tune singing of latest pop songs and my home became known as “The House of the Why Sing Son”!

Looking back on my collection of records I have renamed other popular songs:

“You really gut me” by Aycliffe Angling Club; “Magical Mystery Tour” by Aycliffe Bus Preservation Society (also known as “Bussy Riot”); “You will always find me in the kitchen at the Cubby” by The Bill Blenkinsopp Four featuring Roy Cubby Brown; “Neville Community Centre Forever” by the Beatles.

Yours in laughter

Honest John