Dear Sir,

Who is the motorcycle madman of Woodham/Aycliffe? The noise polluter who tears around Woodham Way, Burnhill Way, Middridge Road, the A167 and A689, deafening everyone in a 2 mile radius 3 or 4 times almost every day. I’m not talking about the kids on their sewing machines, this is obviously a serious bike.

Where does he live and more importantly are his neighbours frightened or just stone deaf?

For goodness sake someone rescue us from this idiot, or at least buy him a bike that can change gear below 10 zillion revs.

It’s pretty obvious he’s breaking every single speed limit going, police, anyone? How long before he injures himself or worse still, some innocent bystander.

It’s been going on for months now, someone please save us from this annoying idiot.

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