Dear Sir, There is a low life out there who leaves dog poo in black bags half way up Cumby Road, 2/3 times a week. That person knows who I refer to and who the hell does he or she think has to pick it up? The poo would degrade quicker without the bag. We have a number of dogs and always go out with a pocket full of bags.

If I am lucky enough to catch you it will give me great pleasure to report you to the appropriate authorities and hope you are fined £1,000.  You were kind enough last week to leave an empty can at the same place just half way between two bins. It must upset this cretin to carry their own dog’s faeces. Picture is of a bag I found half way down Pease Way – is this another moron? Remember you are being watched.

P. A